Shannon

“	I mean there's just so many phonies out there!	”
	— Shannon

Shannon
Information
Gender	Female
Eye color	Brown
Hair color	Blonde
Enemies	Felonius Gru (formerly) Lucy Wilde (formerly)
Appearances	Despicable Me 2
Voiced by	Kristen Schaal

Shannon is a minor antagonist in Despicable Me 2. She is a friend of Jillian and goes out on a date with Gru.

Personality

Shannon is rude, insatiable, nonchalant, and ignorant. She has a loathing for 'phonies', which is what she calls dishonest people, including Gru. She loves exercising. She believes that physical fitness is very important.

Appearance

Shannon has partly peach skin, long straight blonde hair, and brown eyes with magenta eye shadow. She wears red lipstick. She also wears a strapless orange leopard-print dress and scarf with matching heels. She is skinny and has a large jiggly behind. She is very hot, with a large pointy nose. Her mouth opens to unnatural large sizes at multiple times throughout the date.

Plot

Having been set up on a date with Gru by Jillian, the pair go to a restaurant on a pier. Shannon interrogates Gru on his physical fitness before working out on the restaurant floor, drawing attention to herself much to the dismay of Gru. Luckily, Lucy spots the pair while she is collecting her take-out. Shannon eventually realizes that Gru is wearing a wig and declares him a "phony", threatening to expose him in front of everyone else in the restaurant. Lucy hears this, and, to save Gru from embarrassment, shoots Shannon with a tranquilizer at her butt causing it to jiggle and clench, which causes her to pass out and land her face in her plate of spaghetti. One of the employees at the restaurant is worried that Shannon is not enjoying the food, but Lucy lies and says that Shannon has just been drinking too much alcohol. Lucy then suggests to Gru that they should take Shannon home.

Carrying Shannon out of the restaurant, the pair get her head stuck in the door, then get her flung against a lamp post. A policeman spots them pick Shannon up and gets suspicious, but Gru and Lucy move Shannon's arms and body to pretend she is conscious . When Gru is putting Shannon in the front seat, they realize that the three of them cannot all fit, so they tie Shannon to the top of the car.

At Shannon's home, Lucy brakes the car so rapidly Shannon detaches from the ceiling and flies into another car. Gru and Lucy leave Shannon on the front porch with her face in the plant pot. After this, Lucy and Gru began to develop affectionate feelings for each other.

Shannon is seen at the end of the movie, as a guest at Lucy and Gru's wedding.

Gallery

Shannon reluctantly standing with Jillian outside Gru's house

"Are You Sure"-Jillian waiting for Gru while he is trying to fake he's not home.

Shannon working out at the restaurant, much to the dismay of Gru

Shannon threatening to expose Gru

Shannon's butt tocks jiggle and clench as she is immobilized by Lucy

Shannon's butt tocks jiggle as she collapses.

Shannon gets tranquilized.

Shannon after colliding with a lamp post

Shannon on the ground after hitting a pole

Gru and Lucy showing the police she is fine by the police.

Unconscious Shannon slumped over in a car

Shannon squished in the car.

Gru and Lucy ties Shannon to the car's roof, because the car's a coupe, and thus can't fill in 3 people

Shannon with Fred at Lucy and Gru's wedding